This heavyweight short sleeve tee carries a dry, witty energy—bold block text that reads like a half-joking personal mantra. It sits oversized with a relaxed drop shoulder so it feels like you’ve already settled in: a go-to for slow mornings, late-night project sessions, or low-key hangouts. The thick, smooth 100% USA cotton body holds print crisply and wears in comfortably without losing structure. Put it on, gesture vaguely, and let the shirt say the rest while you get to work (or not).

Product features
- 7.5 oz (245–255 GSM) 100% USA cotton for a sturdy, smooth print surface
- Oversized, relaxed fit with forward-thrusted shoulder seam and slight drop shoulder
- Durable construction: double-needle stitched neck, sleeve and bottom hems with shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape
- Stretch-proof 1" collar and quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease
- Wide size range S–7XL; Heather and Charcoal options blended with polyester for heathered tones

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean