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Absolute Powerhouse (Mitochondria) Science Humor Heavyweight Tee V3 - Funny Nerdy Pun Gym Shirt Fitness T-Shirt
For bodybuilders and other fitness and nutrition enthusiasts who also love science, and enjoy the heck out of a good pun. This oversized, relaxed fit settles easily into streetwear rotations, gym sessions, late-night hangs, and everyday looks built around attitude. Made from heavyweight USA cotton, it has a substantial feel, smooth printing surface, reinforced seams, and a comfortable drop-shoulder shape. Wear it when your outfit needs a little more edge, and your mood needs the same.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight fabric, 7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM
- Oversized relaxed fit with a slight drop shoulder and forward-thrusted shoulder seams
- Reinforced construction with double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
- Stretch-proof 1-inch collar with satin/woven label and shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape
- Adult sizes S–7XL; heather and charcoal colorways use cotton-polyester blends
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 7XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length, in | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 31.50 | 33.00 | 35.00 | 37.00 | 39.00 | 41.00 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 16.75 | 18.00 | 19.75 | 21.00 | 22.25 | 23.50 | 25.50 | 25.50 | 26.75 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
100% US Cotton
Made by specially spun fibers that make for a very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from the USA
Age restrictions
For adults
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: no heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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